Matt Kiser [email protected] @matt_kiser Matt Kiser is the creator and publisher of What The Fuck Just Happened Today. Day 533: Totally prepared. 07/06/2018 Day 532: "My staff told me not to say this." 07/05/2018 Day 530: Shredded. 07/03/2018 Day 529: Art of the FART. 07/02/2018 Day 526: Totally screwed. 06/29/2018 Day 525: Completely unacceptable. 06/28/2018 Day 524: Bad idea. 06/27/2018 Day 523: Common ground. 06/26/2018 Day 522: Inhumane and unethical. 06/25/2018 Day 519: Phony stories. 06/22/2018 Day 518: Shared values. 06/21/2018 Day 517: A public relations nightmare. 06/20/2018 Day 516: Infestation. 06/19/2018 Day 515: Not on my watch. 06/18/2018 Day 512: Fickle. 06/15/2018 Day 511: Persistent illegal conduct. 06/14/2018 Day 510: Sleep well tonight. 06/13/2018 Day 509: A very special bond. 06/12/2018 Day 508: Sobering and a bit depressing. 06/11/2018 Day 505: We have a world to run. 06/08/2018 Day 504: Acid-wash. 06/07/2018 Day 503: Obsessed. 06/06/2018 Day 502: Witness tampering. 06/05/2018 Day 501: Absolute right. 06/04/2018 Day 487: Walking into a trap. 05/21/2018 Day 484: Really bad stuff. 05/18/2018 Day 483: Disgusting, illegal and unwarranted. 05/17/2018 Day 482: Russian assistance. 05/16/2018 Day 481: Hindsight. 05/15/2018 Day 480: A fucked-up feedback loop. 05/14/2018 Day 477: Big mistake. 05/11/2018 Day 476: Wrap it up. 05/10/2018 Day 475: Unprecedented and coordinated. 05/09/2018 Day 474: Opposition media. 05/08/2018 Day 473: Fighting back. 05/07/2018 Day 470: Oh my goodness. 05/04/2018 Day 469: Suckers. 05/03/2018 Day 468: A setup and a trap. 05/02/2018 Day 467: So disgraceful. 05/01/2018 Day 466: Panic mode. 04/30/2018 Day 463: Very sick or very dumb. 04/27/2018 Day 462: Extremely opposed. 04/26/2018 Day 461: Virtually unexplained. 04/25/2018 Day 460: Do not worry. 04/24/2018 Day 459: Under open assault. 04/23/2018 Day 456: Unprecedented treachery. 04/20/2018 Day 455: Clean up the mess. 04/19/2018 Day 454: This Russia thing. 04/18/2018 Day 453: Crimes of violence. 04/17/2018 Day 452: Morally unfit. 04/16/2018 Day 450: Mission accomplished. 04/14/2018 Day 449: Slime ball. 04/13/2018 Day 448: Retroactive privilege. 04/12/2018 Day 447: Get ready. 04/11/2018 Day 446: "Why don't I just fire Mueller?" 04/10/2018 Day 445: Barbaric. 04/09/2018 Day 442: TOTALLY under siege. 04/06/2018 Day 441: Can't speak to the future of __________. 04/05/2018 Day 440: Short-term pain. 04/04/2018 Day 439: We've got your back. 04/03/2018 Day 438: DACA is dead. 04/02/2018 Day 435: Climate of change. 03/30/2018 Day 434: Freewheeling. 03/29/2018 Day 433: Pertinent to the investigation. 03/28/2018 Day 432: Botched obligations. 03/27/2018 Day 431: Conflicts. 03/26/2018 Day 428: Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye. 03/23/2018 Day 427: Another one bites the dust. 03/22/2018 Day 426: No sense of urgency. 03/21/2018 Day 425: Shuffling the deck. 03/20/2018 Day 424: Brilliant and courageous. 03/19/2018 Day 421: 100% safe. 03/16/2018 Day 420: Malicious. 03/15/2018 Day 419: A movement, not a moment. 03/14/2018 Day 418: You're fired. 03/13/2018 Day 417: Still intends to cooperate. 03/12/2018 Day 414: But his emails. 03/09/2018 Day 413: Very unhappy. 03/08/2018 Day 412: Hush agreement. 03/07/2018 Day 411: There is no chaos. 03/06/2018 Day 410: President for life. 03/05/2018 Day 407: Leverage. 03/02/2018 Day 406: No one listened. 03/01/2018 Day 405: White lies. 02/28/2018 Day 404: Taking things seriously. 02/27/2018 Day 403: They're on our side. 02/26/2018 Day 400: Bit of a bonus. 02/23/2018 Day 399: "ATTACKS WOULD END!" 02/22/2018 Day 398: Subversion. 02/21/2018 Day 397: Criminal information. 02/20/2018 Day 396: Incontrovertible. 02/19/2018 Day 393: Information warfare. 02/16/2018 Day 392: "You guys are the adults." 02/15/2018 Day 391: Unconvinced. 02/14/2018 Day 390: The United States is under attack. 02/13/2018 Day 389: Ready, larger, and more lethal. 02/12/2018 Day 386: Fully aware. 02/09/2018 Day 385: Clear evidence. 02/08/2018 Day 384: Marching orders. 02/07/2018 Day 383: Total cooperation mode. 02/06/2018 Day 382: A total waste of time. 02/05/2018 Day 379: Disgrace. 02/02/2018 Day 378: Never get out. 02/01/2018 Day 377: Grave concerns. 01/31/2018 Day 376: Serving as a deterrent. 01/30/2018 Day 375: Stepping aside. 01/29/2018 Day 372: Confrontation. 01/26/2018 Day 371: Extraordinarily reckless. 01/25/2018 Day 370: Looking forward to it. 01/24/2018 Day 369: Under pressure. 01/23/2018 Day 368: Shutdown shut down. 01/22/2018 Day 365: The 11th hour. 01/19/2018 Day 364: Irresponsible. 01/18/2018 Day 363: Gag order. 01/17/2018 Day 362: Subpoenaed. 01/16/2018 Day 358: Racist. 01/12/2018 Day 357: To surveil and abuse. 01/11/2018 Day 356: A flawed legal premise. 01/10/2018 Day 355: Sunk. 01/09/2018 Day 354: Executive time. 01/08/2018 Day 351: Possible obstruction. 01/05/2018 Day 350: Cease and desist. 01/04/2018 Day 349: Treasonous. 01/03/2018 Day 348: Just a coffee boy. 01/02/2018 Day 344: Looks bad. 12/29/2017 Day 343: Back to work. 12/28/2017 Day 341: Pile of garbage. 12/26/2017 Day 337: Very intense. 12/22/2017 Day 336: A formula for success. 12/21/2017 Day 335: Taking names. 12/20/2017 Day 334: "The single worst piece of legislation." 12/19/2017 Day 333: Not looking good. 12/18/2017 Day 330: Shame. 12/15/2017 Day 329: Break the internet. 12/14/2017 Day 328: "I was right." 12/13/2017 Day 327: Sexist smear. 12/12/2017 Day 326: Heard. 12/11/2017 Day 323: Puppet. 12/08/2017 Day 322: Making a deal. 12/07/2017 Day 321: Good to go. 12/06/2017 Day 320: Willingness to comply. 12/05/2017 Day 319: Tatters. 12/04/2017 Day 316: Full cooperation. 12/01/2017 Day 315: Rexit. 11/30/2017 Day 314: Wrong. 11/29/2017 Day 313: Pettiness. 11/28/2017 Day 312: Your favorite president. 11/27/2017 Day 307: IT WAS ME. 11/22/2017 Day 306: A great, big, beautiful Christmas present. 11/21/2017 Day 305: A long winter. 11/20/2017 Day 302: What about yours? 11/17/2017 Day 301: Bring it on. 11/16/2017 Day 300: No plans. 11/15/2017 Day 299: Do not recall. 11/14/2017 Day 298: Step aside. 11/13/2017 Day 295: If true. 11/10/2017 Day 294: Great credit. 11/09/2017 Day 293: Refreshed. 11/08/2017 Day 292: Incredible insights. 11/07/2017 Day 291: Bad conduct. 11/06/2017 Day 288: The only one that matters. 11/03/2017 Day 287: Cut, cut, cut. 11/02/2017 Day 286: The lowest point. 11/01/2017 Day 285: Covfefe boy. 10/31/2017 Day 284: "NO COLLUSION!" 10/30/2017 Day 281: Significant concerns. 10/27/2017 Day 280: Bullet. 10/26/2017 Day 279: Drain the swamp. 10/25/2017 Day 278: Alert the daycare staff. 10/24/2017 Day 277: Outdated, unnecessary, ineffective. 10/23/2017 Day 274: Elected by the American people. 10/20/2017 Day 273: Who knows. 10/19/2017 Day 272: Knew what he signed up for. 10/18/2017 Day 271: Half-baked nationalism. 10/17/2017 Day 270: Season of war. 10/16/2017 Day 267: Imploding broken mess. 10/13/2017 Day 266: Trump Vs. Everybody. 10/12/2017 Day 265: NBC = CNN 10/11/2017 Day 264: Power of the pen. 10/10/2017 Day 263: War on coal. 10/09/2017 Day 260: Calm before the storm. 10/06/2017 Day 259: Suicide squad. 10/05/2017 Day 258: Moron. 10/04/2017 Day 257: The end of everything. 10/03/2017 Day 256: An act of pure evil. 10/02/2017 Day 253: Giant, beautiful, massive, the biggest ever. 09/29/2017 Day 252: No guarantees. 09/28/2017 Day 251: Middle class miracle. 09/27/2017 Day 250: Height of hypocrisy. 09/26/2017 Day 249: But her emails. 09/25/2017 Day 232: Operation mega. 09/08/2017 Day 231: Nothing to worry about. 09/07/2017 Day 230: Revisit. 09/06/2017 Day 229: Rescinded. 09/05/2017 Day 225: A rigged system. 09/01/2017 Day 224: Tag teamed. 08/31/2017 Day 223: Talking is not the answer. 08/30/2017 Day 222: Concealed. 08/29/2017 Day 221: Speaks for himself. 08/28/2017 Day 218: Must do better. 08/25/2017 Day 217: Nonsense. 08/24/2017 Day 216: Looking for a way out. 08/23/2017 Day 215: Principled realism. 08/22/2017 Day 214: A path forward. 08/21/2017 Day 211: Smell ya later. 08/18/2017 Day 210: Ripped apart. 08/17/2017 Day 209: Stunned and disheartened. 08/16/2017 Day 208: Retweet rampage. 08/15/2017 Day 207: On many sides. 08/14/2017 Day 204: Locked and loaded, or whatever. 08/11/2017 Day 203: Follow the money. 08/10/2017 Day 202: An absurd red line. 08/09/2017 Day 201: Extreme weather. 08/08/2017 Day 200: A case of the Mondays. 08/07/2017 Day 197: That "totally made-up Russia story." 08/04/2017 Day 196: Grand jury. 08/03/2017 Day 195: Seriously flawed. 08/02/2017 Day 194: Dictated. 08/01/2017 Day 193: Total quitters. 07/31/2017 Day 190: Backfired. 07/28/2017 Day 189: No modifications. 07/27/2017 Day 188: The most presidential. 07/26/2017 Day 187: Open debate. 07/25/2017 Day 186: Beleaguered. 07/24/2017 Day 184: Complete power. 07/22/2017 Day 183: Pardon power. 07/21/2017 Day 182: Very unfair. 07/20/2017 Day 181: Secret dinner. 07/19/2017 Day 180: Dead on arrival. 07/18/2017 Day 179: White collar crimes. 07/17/2017 Day 176: Counterintelligence. 07/14/2017 Day 175: Health care redux. 07/13/2017 Day 167: Heart of the US. 07/05/2017 Day 162: Fraud. 06/30/2017 Day 161: Low IQ. 06/29/2017 Day 160: Failing fake news. 06/28/2017 Day 159: Delayed. 06/27/2017 Day 158: Reinstated. 06/26/2017 Day 155: Bothersome. 06/23/2017 Day 154: Win, win, win. 06/22/2017 Day 153: Vulnerable. 06/21/2017 Day 152: Spicey. 06/20/2017 Day 151: Collective self-defense. 06/19/2017 Day 148: Ruh roh. 06/16/2017 Day 147: Phony. 06/15/2017 Day 146: Foreign emoluments. 06/14/2017 Day 145: Haxored. 06/13/2017 Day 144: Travel ban banned. 06/12/2017 Day 141: Complete vindication. 06/09/2017 Day 140: No fuzz. 06/08/2017 Day 139: Back off. 06/07/2017 Day 138: Show them a body. 06/06/2017 Day 137: Blindsided. 06/05/2017 Day 134: Showdown supreme. 06/02/2017 Day 133: It's heating up. 06/01/2017 Day 132: Au revoir. 05/31/2017 Day 131: Derogatory information. 05/30/2017 Day 130: Backchannel. 05/29/2017 Day 127: Disinformation. 05/26/2017 Day 126: Street fighters. 05/25/2017 Day 125: A madman with nukes. 05/24/2017 Day 124: Cuts for the poor. 05/23/2017 Day 123: Will not comply. 05/21/2017 Day 120: Kept in the dark. Person of interest. 05/19/2017 Day 119: Undisclosed. 05/18/2017 Day 118: Hot mess. 05/17/2017 Day 117: Undercut. Wow. 05/16/2017 Day 116: Frustrated and angry. Jeopardized. 05/15/2017 Day 113: Another fucking Twitter tirade. 05/12/2017 Day 112: Contradicting the White House. 05/11/2017 Day 111: You're kidding. 05/10/2017 Day 110: Finger pointing. Fired. 05/09/2017 Day 109: Warned. 05/08/2017 Day 106: An uncertain fate. 05/05/2017 Day 105: Health care? 05/04/2017 Day 104: Nauseous. 05/03/2017 Day 103: Floundering. 05/02/2017 Day 102: Bizarre. 05/01/2017 Day 100: Perspective. 04/29/2017 Day 99: Weak. 04/28/2017 Day 98: Explicit. 04/27/2017 Day 97: Ridiculous. 04/26/2017 Day 96: Confident. 04/25/2017 Day 95: "Good press." 04/24/2017 Day 94: Rest easy. 04/23/2017 Day 93: Planet B. 04/22/2017 Day 92: Ridiculous standard. 04/21/2017 Day 91: "Super-mighty preemptive strike." 04/20/2017 Day 90: The sword stands ready. 04/19/2017 Day 89: Conflict of interest. 04/18/2017 Day 88: Strategic patience. 04/17/2017 Day 87: Provocation. 04/16/2017 Day 86: Frankenmissile. 04/15/2017 Day 85: Preemptive. 04/14/2017 Day 84: Misdirected. 04/13/2017 Day 83: Trading barbs. 04/12/2017 Day 82: Sean Spicer. 04/11/2017 Day 81: Partially responsible. 04/10/2017 Day 80: Complicit. 04/09/2017 Day 79: Knife fights. 04/08/2017 Day 78: Tomahawked. 04/07/2017 Day 77: Filibustered. 04/06/2017 Day 76: Demoted. 04/05/2017 Day 75: Undermine. 04/04/2017 Day 74: Nuclear option. 04/03/2017 Day 73: Incited violence. 04/02/2017 Day 72: Disclosures. 04/01/2017 Day 71: Witch hunt. 03/31/2017 Day 70: "Climate change." 03/30/2017 Day 69: Unauthorized disclosure. 03/29/2017 Day 68: Tarnished. 03/28/2017 Day 67: Power center. 03/27/2017 Day 66: Shifting blame. 03/26/2017 Day 65: Shit list. 03/25/2017 Day 64: Ultimatum. Art of the deal. 03/24/2017 Day 63: Save face. 03/23/2017 Day 62: Contradictions. 03/22/2017 Day 61: Tweaks. 03/21/2017 Day 60: Accusations. 03/20/2017 Day 59: Collusion. 03/19/2017 Day 58: Imminent. 03/18/2017 Day 57: Tapped out. 03/17/2017 Day 56: Slashed. 03/16/2017 Day 55: Failure. 03/15/2017 Day 54: Alias. Salvage. Taxed. 03/14/2017 Day 53: Contraction. 03/13/2017 Day 52: Worse off. 03/12/2017 Day 51: Abrupt. 03/11/2017 Day 50: Blow it up. 03/10/2017 Day 49: Flurry. 03/09/2017 Day 48: Unraveling. 03/08/2017 Day 47: Unveiled. 03/07/2017 Day 46: Revised. 03/06/2017 Day 45: Troubling. 03/05/2017 Day 44: Accused. 03/04/2017 Day 43: Blame game. 03/03/2017 Day 42: Misleading. Recused. 03/02/2017 Day 41: Tumultuous. 03/01/2017 Day 40: Split. Choice. 02/28/2017 Day 39: Spike. 02/27/2017 Day 38: Crackdown. 02/26/2017 Day 37: Doubt. 02/25/2017 Day 36: Blasted. Banned in DC. 02/24/2017 Day 35: Frayed. Rejected. 02/23/2017 Day 34: Handcuffed. 02/22/2017 Day 33: Sweeping. 02/21/2017 Day 32: Skepticism. 02/20/2017 Day 31: Last night in Sweden. 02/19/2017 Day 30: Accountable. 02/18/2017 Day 29: Mobilized. 02/17/2017 Day 28: Intel. Dumpster fire. 02/16/2017 Day 27: Inappropriate. 02/15/2017 Day 26: Clusterfuck. 02/14/2017 Day 25: Turbulent. 02/13/2017 Day 24: Shots fired. 02/12/2017 Day 23: Targeted. 02/11/2017 Day 22: Denials. 02/10/2017 Day 21: Ethics. Blocked. 02/09/2017 Day 20: Nevertheless, she persisted. 02/08/2017 Day 19: Challenged. 02/07/2017 Day 18: Stumbles Uninvited. 02/06/2017 Day 17: Denied. 02/05/2017 Day 16: Suspended. 02/04/2017 Day 15: The massacre. 02/03/2017 Day 14: Braggadocious. 02/02/2017 Day 13: Supreme. 02/01/2017 Day 12: Controversy. 01/31/2017 Day 11: Dissent. 01/30/2017 Day 10: Embarrassment. 01/29/2017 Day 9: Unreal. 01/28/2017 Day 8: Banned. 01/27/2017 Day 7: Shut it. 01/26/2017 Day 6: Declining trust. 01/25/2017 Day 5: Command and control. 01/24/2017 Day 4: The Upside Down. 01/23/2017 Day 3: Alternative facts. 01/22/2017 Day 1: How it begins. 01/20/2017
