What The Fuck Just Happened Today?

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April 2026

Day 1923 view this change

… Trump said “I guess” when asked whether he was the removed: target at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, now: target, saying “I’ve studied assassinations, and I must tell you, the …

Day 1919 view this change

… in 195 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 930 removed: days.text now: days.

Day 1911 view this change

… war in Iran hasn't been worth it, while 24% think removed: is now: it has been worthwhile, and 22% are not sure. (New York …

Day 1911 view this change

… war in Iran hasn't been worth it, while 24% think removed: hasn't ben now: is has been worthwhile, and 22% are not sure. (New York Times)

Day 1904 view this change

Before

1/ Trump threatened that a “whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again” if Iran doesn't reopen the Strait of Hormuz by his 8 p.m. Eastern deadline, repeating that Iran’s bridges, power plants, and energy facilities could be destroyed if no deal is reached. “I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.” Trump added that …

After

1/ Trump announced a two-week ceasefire with Iran after threatening that “a whole civilization will die tonight” if the Strait of Hormuz didn't reopen by 8 p.m. Eastern. Trump said he would “suspend the bombing and attack of Iran” if Tehran agreed to the “COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz,” calling it a “double sided CEASEFIRE” …

Before

2/ More than 50 House Democrats and at least two Democratic senators called for Trump’s removal through impeachment or the 25th Amendment after he threatened to destroy “a whole civilization.” Democratic leaders including Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer said Trump’s threat to “intentionally destroy the power, water, or basic infrastructure” used by civilians “would constitute a war crime” and “a …

After

EARLIER: Trump threatened that a “whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again” if Iran doesn't reopen the Strait of Hormuz by his 8 p.m. Eastern deadline, repeating that Iran’s bridges, power plants, and energy facilities could be destroyed if no deal is reached. “I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.” Trump added that …

Before

3/ The U.S. struck military targets on Iran’s Kharg Island ahead of Trump's deadline, stopping short of hitting the island’s oil infrastructure. U.S. officials said the operation hit more than 50 sites, while other accounts put the total above 90. The targets appeared to include sites that had already been bombed in earlier rounds. (Bloomberg / Wall Street Journal / …

After

2/ More than 50 House Democrats and at least two Democratic senators called for Trump’s removal through impeachment or the 25th Amendment after he threatened to destroy “a whole civilization.” Democratic leaders including Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer said Trump’s threat to “intentionally destroy the power, water, or basic infrastructure” used by civilians “would constitute a war crime” and “a …

Before

4/ Iran cut off direct talks with the U.S. Trump, however, said the sides were still in “heated negotiations.” Pakistan’s Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, meanwhile, publicly asked Trump for a two-week extension, urged Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz “for two weeks as a goodwill gesture,” and called for all sides to observe “a ceasefire everywhere for two weeks” …

After

3/ The U.S. struck military targets on Iran’s Kharg Island, stopping short of hitting the island’s oil infrastructure. U.S. officials said the operation hit more than 50 sites, while other accounts put the total above 90. The targets appeared to include sites that had already been bombed in earlier rounds. (Bloomberg / Wall Street Journal / New York Times / …

March 2026

Day 1892 view this change

… voting as "mail-in cheating," Trump defended voting by mail in removed: Florida’s now: Florida's special election, saying removed: “because I’m president” now: "because I'm president" and removed: “I now: "I had a lot of different removed: things” now: things" to do. He explained that his mail-in ballot qualified as part of an removed: “exception," now: "exception," but he didn't say which one, even though he had …

Day 1892 view this change

… Axios / Associated Press / Washington Post / Axios / removed: Reuters / NBC News) now: Reuters)

… to remove it. (Reuters / Vanity Fair / New York removed: Times / ) now: Times)

Day 1878 view this change

Trump endorsed removed: Jack now: Jake Paul, a boxer and social media influencer, who is not …

Day 1878 view this change

Removed: #### 🤦‍♂️ Dept. of C’mon Man.

Removed: Rep. Jim Clyburn, the 85-year-old South Carolina Democrat, will run for an 18th House term. Clyburn said he was "healthy enough" to serve. (Washington Post / NBC News)

Day 1862 view this change

… are in 252 days; the 2028 presidential election is in removed: 287 now: 987 days.

Day 1869 view this change

… coming” and “pretty soon we’re not going to know anybody.” removed: said Israel now: Israel, meanwhile, struck the Council of Experts building in Qom as votes were being counted to choose a successor to Ali Khamenei, removed: adding, now: saying: “We wanted to prevent them from picking a new supreme …

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… Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem answers his questions about the removed: Charlotte now: Charlotte’s Web immigration operation, saying “I’m giving you a performance evaluation here, …

February 2026

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January 2026

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