What The Fuck Just Happened Today?

Today's essential guide to the daily shock and awe in national politics. Read in moderation.
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Day 1138: "No reason to panic."

Day 1139: Not good.

Day 1140: "A perfect storm."

Day 1141: Confusion.

Day 1142: "Contained."

Day 1145: "Nobody is trying to minimize this."

Day 1146: "Everything is working out."

Day 1147: "It's going to get worse."

Day 1148: Canceled.

Day 1149: "Full-scale disaster."

Day 1152: "This is bad."

Day 1153: "We have it totally under control."

Day 1154: "Just in case we need it."

Day 1155: "Nobody knew."

Day 1156: "The only thing we weren't prepared for."

Day 1159: "The pandemic is accelerating."

Day 1160: "I want America to understand: This week, it's going to get bad."

Day 1161: "Critical to maintaining national security."

Day 1162: "We may well be in a recession."

Day 1163: "Wasting time."

Day 1166: Ill informed, misleading, and downright wrong.

Day 1167: "Be prepared for it."